QA checklist for when new versions are released?

Haha, I should have added a smiley face to my reply to lessen the sarcasm. Feedback much appreciated. We run some user account integration with Wordpress and custom user management in general, so our QA has to cover some non-standard processes related to anything within the user registration/verification process and user account status changes( being assigned mod/admin role, delete as spammer, anonymize account, impersonation, etc.).