I have tested Telescope, and it just crashed when I uploaded 84000 rows into it. It also quickly toasted the 5K free limit at embedly. To be fair, I am using far less rows in my current Discourse instance, I droped the apps part of the catalogue. As the IAP aren’t as much annoying with apps than games, and games were just 10% of this list.
On the other hand, most users are using a 360x640 resolution, probably not a supported hardware for browsing Discourse, I should look for something simpler. But we can’t trust analytics on small websites, I probably have more bots than users hitting my server.