My apologies if I don’t understand all the meaning of the discussion.
I just want to add that I believe that if anyone uses a 1-click install provided from a VPS (example), it’s not considered here on meta as a standard install anymore (as Robert said), and thus people on #support will likely be less prone to help for free because of this. It seems important to me to consider this.
That said, in theory, an official 1-click install would be awesome of course.