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Sorry. That was my best free answer. If you have a budget, you can fill out my form here and I can try to get you a solution that fits you budget (perhaps just set up mysql, import the database, and see that the script will start). You should be able to find some examples elsewhere that tell you how to create a database in mysql and import the data (something like mysql my-database < database-dump.sql). But there are a dozen tiny pieces that are specific to your situation and instructions that make sense to a novice are hard to write.