lol, I have done that many times over and am prepared to do it again.
Currently, I’m on a Raspberry Pi 400 Rev 1.0 running Bullseye 64 lite.
I have tried Bullseye 64, 64 lite, 32 lite; and Bookworm 64. If I remember correctly, I get the same error that I posted in each case.
After looking into it a little, a friend suggested reflashing to Bullseye 64 lite and that should fixt the problem. But it didn’t.
Side note, when I run the docker sudo docker run hello-world it produces the expected “Docker is working” message.