
Virtual machine like virtual box can work well as iirc you can download images for them making it fairly simple to use without a steep curve.
Speaking of high tech-savviness demand: I haven’t the faintest idea what that even means. So the curve’s a lot steeper than you think.
For me, the computer’s a tool. I want it to work; I don’t want to have to build it. I didn’t build my tractors, either; or even forge my axeheads.
I have a large number of other things I need to learn in my life, including others which require continual update of knowledge. I do not have the time or brainspace to learn, in addition, enough of the underlying structure of computer software to get to the point at which the above sentence would make sense to me; and I’d have to do that first before being able to even try whatever it is that you’re talking about.

running a browser that is unmaintained leaves the old computers in a state where worms, malware, viruses and a myriad of VERY DANGEROUS software can trivially run on peoples computers. As time passes on it is becoming a lot cheaper for black hat hackers to hack into computers and this is a wide open front door.
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Discourse philosophically, wants to run on software that receives patches
My version of Firefox IS maintained and IS updated. It just isn’t updated to use the specific toys you want to use.

And besides, cutting off those users won’t make them any safer.
Also true. Not being able to use Discourse won’t stop me from using the computer online, and won’t make it any safer while I do so. I take other precautions, routinely.