I completely lucked out in a similar situation when I found @itsbhanusharma to help. That was 2.5 years ago and Bhanu’s tech focus and availability has shifted significantly.
So I hope there’s another Bhanu-like person in the Discourse community, reading this right now, who can come to the rescue. 
Where you are is a frustrating and kind of scary place to be, @3rdglasseye. So all I can offer is good vibes.